My perfect weekend: Miranda Hart

By Angus Watson 1200PM GMT nineteen March 2010

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On Friday night I get in at 6.15 from a essay week at the BBC and solve down with a prohibited chocolate. If Strictly Come Dancing is on I"ll catch up with the prior Saturday"s show and equivocate the pour out hour. I similar to removing out of London, but I"m bad in traffic. I spin in to my father and get really angry.

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Because I"m utterly anal, I will have packaged on Thursday night. So, after Strictly, I put my bags in the car and I"m off. My dog, Peggy, is a Shih Tzu cross. She"s additionally a cranky Shih Tzu. She tends to bark. She doesn"t similar to men or alternative dogs.

I go south to a lodge I rent by the sea that"s still and remote. On my undiluted weekend, all food strictly contains no calories. So at the Wandsworth devious drive-through, I have one of my bi-annual visits to McDonald"s, wearing a top pulled low in box friends or family see me.

After supper, I put a low-pitched on. My stream prime is Annie. I perform all the tools as I expostulate down the motorway.

When I get there, the initial thing I do is see at the stars. I love spaces and views. I get really claustrophobic in London. My muscles relax and my shoulders dump as I, literally and metaphorically, equate my propitious stars.

There"s nobody else there, that competence receptive to advice peculiar for a singular woman. Most singular women I know are pining for a beloved or husband, but I love being on my own.

But I discuss to Peggy similar to a insane eccentric. I"ve regularly been old prior to my time. So I"ll additionally be in bed prior to 10.

Fully rested after 10 hours of sleep, I"m ready for a robust breakfast at a internal caf. Next, I distortion on my back, and inhale out all the week"s stresses with the Alexander Technique.

Feeling really aligned, I go for a poetic cliff-top travel to "blow the cobwebs away", as my mom would say.

Then I take a cruise aboard a small rented put-put vessel on an estuary similar to Itchenor and pootle about. I similar to examination birdwatchers since they"re severely moving and they love cagoules unashamedly. Afterwards I feel I merit a correct post-boating British tea scone, a crater of tea and thickk cream and jam. Just heaven.

On Sunday, it would be a light cereal breakfast. Special K is a large treat. Cereal has so most sugarine in it.

Then a poetic travel to a beer hall for Sunday lunch, since there"s zero improved than Yorkshire pudding. On the way, I"ll revisit a residence where a bard used to live for inspiration.

I"d head behind early to miss the traffic, put a wash on and get ready for the week prior to examination a film. I find essay stressful, so when I"ve had a smashing week end similar to this I wish it to go on forever.

MY FAVOURITE THINGS...

A prohibited bathGoing to the entertainment to see a musicalWatching dour drive-in theatre ""not comedies since that"s work""Clear blue skyBoatingChatting to my dog who listens and doesn"t speak back

Actress and stand up comic Miranda Hart appears in The Infidel, a movie created by David Baddiel that opens on Apr 9